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| Mustaches! |
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| Dancing to her own music. Always. |
Grace is one of the funniest people I have ever known. And not because she is mine, and not in a little kid way. She is seriously hilarious. Some of my favorites:
"Burping is like Jesus for me". -age 5
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| Notice that she is praying because we are at a church. |
"My mom said you have to have a husband to have a baby. Things aren't looking good for you, so you may want to look into buying one.". -age 4, after hearing that her unmarried preschool teacher was pregnant.
There are hundreds! I could go on and on. Here is tonight's:
I am washing Gracie's hair in the bath..
G- "You're getting it in my eyes!
Me- "it's tear free and all natural."
G- "Well I am tear-free intolerant. Look it up."
Me- "How did you determine that?"
G- "I saw it online and came to the conclusion. Google Mom, duh."
Keep in mind that she has never been online. I have a feeling we are in for it. Big time.
3 comments:
Holy cow, that is friggin hiiiilarious! The burping one was one of the best moments of my life!
She sounds like a hoot... And too smart for her own good!
How could Gracie not see life with a comical twist, what with John for a dad? She is such a natural born imp! Keep her off the internet until she turns 30! :o) Love, Terry
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